7 reasons the world will end in 2012?!?

Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it'll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who presses the stop button...

1. Mayan Calendar:
The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world was that of the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that was good at two things:
building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and
sacrficing virgins
Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.

2. Sun Storms:
Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy it has been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it will reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012.

3. The Atom Smasher:
Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega gadget has caused serious concerns, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting every kind of deadly results, including mini black holes. So, when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob of the size of a basketball.

4. The Bible says so...
If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough, religious folks are getting into the act as well. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between the good and the evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

5. Super Volcano:
The Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and The Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

6. The Physicists:
This one is a case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berkeley University have been crunching the numbers. And, they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die very soon, while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent - and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

7. The Slip-Slop-Slap BANG:
We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that shields us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call as north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough for the UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.
Facts apart, we need to wait another four years to check if these researchers are intellectual enough!

Is Jumbo really confident?

Kumble confident top order will tame Mendis
India Test captain Anil Kumble is confident his experienced top order would cope with Sri Lanka's new spin sensation Ajantha Mendis. Mendis, 23, destroyed India's top order in the Asia Cup final earlier this month, claiming 6 for 13, but Kumble backed his strong Test line-up to cope better than the one-day team. "He is something we need to watch out for, although we respect every bowler we face," Kumble said at a media briefing after the team's arrival in Colombo for a three-Test series. "Test cricket is different and we have the quality. Our middle order has more than 30,000 Test runs and four of them have played more than 100 Tests. In Tests you get more time to figure out the bowler. It will be challenging, but I am sure our batsmen will cope." A confident Kumble is also pleased to have a full-strength bowling line-up for what he expects to be a tough series.
Vow vow vow! What’s happening here with rediff? Or, is that with Anil?
I understand the words tame and cope as follows:
Cope: to struggle to get on fairly even terms or with some degree of success
Tame: make someone/something less strong or less intense
The title of this news suggests something really promising, but towards the end, it seems like the captain will do every other possible thing to get things right. He sounds a little nervous, I should say.
There are two ways of looking at this contradiction:
1. Anil has not got all the confidence in the world. He is more bothered about the rookie’s Asia Cup heroics.
2. Rediff has misquoted Anil’s statements, something that has become a regular issue with the press.
So, is Jumbo really confident?
Decide it yourself!

Ameer targets A R Rahman?!?

The organizers of the audio launch function of Saroja were in for some uneasy moments when the director-turned-actor Ameer took the mike to address the gathering. Speaking at the function, he posed a question to ace music director A R Rahman, who incidentally was not present at the venue, as to why he prefers commercial films and avoided composing music for emotion-oriented films. He also wanted to know why A R Rahman refused to consider budding directors like him but readily agrees to compose music for experienced directors like Bharathiraja & Balachander. It is also to be noted that during the Sakarakatti audio launch, Ameer expressed his desire to meet Rahman personally in the near future.

Very funny isn’t it? A R Rahman refusing to score music for budding directors??
What’s wrong with you, Mr. Ameer?
I bet he knows the least about the movies for which ARR has scored music for. It would be a very long post if I go about listing his entire discography. And, who knows, you may also lose interest in reading this post. So, I choose to list those movies for which ARR has scored music over the last 4 years.

2005:
Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose: The Forgotten Hero
Mangal Pandey: The Rising
Anbe Aaruyire
Water (Rahman’s been with Deepa ever since Fire, her first movie)

2006:
Rang De Basanti
(Rakeysh Mehra was hardly a film old as a director when he started RDB)
Sillunu Oru Kaadhal
(Director Krishna’s debut project)
Varalaru - The History of the Godfather

2007:
Guru
Provoked
Sivaji: The Boss (He has been with Shankar ever since Gentleman)
Azhagiya Thamizh Magan (Director Bharathan’s first movie as a director)

2008:
Jodhaa Akbar
(He has been with Ashutosh ever since Lagaan which was only the latter’s third movie)
Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na (Abbas Tyrewala’s debut project as a director)
ADA: A Way of Life
Sakkarakatti (Director Kala Prabhu is yet another debutant)
Gajni (Murugadoss is hardly 3 films old. He debuts in hindi with Gajni)

To sum up, since 2005, ARR has done close to 17 movies (a few may have been missed out).
Out of these, 5 movies were done for people with whom he has been for a very long time, 4 were for directors less than 5 movies old and the rest have been for rookie directors.

From the list and figures above, it is pretty evident that a majority of ARR’s projects have been only with ‘BUDDING’ directors, though there are a few stalwarts like the Shankars and the Manirathnams. But again ARR has been with them for years together now. Its hightime the creator of ‘Paruthiveeran’ realizes this and makes an attempt talks a little more wisely if at all he meets up with Rahman, else he would only return with embarrassment.

What not to do when you are desperate to have a girlfriend!!

Guys, not single: Reading this is not worth your time.
And, you girls! There is nothing new here, I know most of you are omniscient.

This post, i should say, is inspired by one of the forwards that I received a few days back..

My target readers:
Guys, aged > 22 and still single.. Welcome to the club! Read this very seriously!

On a random day, at a random place you come across a random girl and you get an instant feeling that she is the "one" for you. In the next few mins of talk, the inevitable question comes up "Are you on Orkut?". Now that's just the beginning. You take her email ID, flick her chat ID from Orkut and start loading her inbox with messages, forwards, funny mails, quotes etc etc., You are always online for her and the moment you comes online the question pops up on her window, "Hey hi, wassup?" You always go to places where there is a chance of seeing her. You try to run in to her and pretend that it was accidental. You wear nice dresses and try to look good on the days when there is a high probability of meeting her. After that you take her phone number and start calling her every day. For the first few days she does pick up the phone, then slowly she starts giving the busy tone and the next stage is total avoidance. But, you always believe that she is interested in you or at least you don't want to accept the truth. For some of you the big day comes when you express your feelings to her and you don't even have to wait for her reply, it is generally, "I did not see you in that way, why don't we just be friends?". Some don't even reach that stage. They hide their feelings, but in either case one thing is common, the girl's name ends up being the password for the next few months. As soon as they realize that they have reached the "age", guys start trying to impress girls. Some try to show-off that they are smart and some have this weird belief that girls consider stupid guys as cute. Intelligence to innocence, being introvert to extrovert, being classy to messy, strong to weak, anything and everything, every guy has own strategy. I don't know who came up with this quote "Everything is fair in love and war" - It must have been a He (not she) who would have probably come out with this thought. I don't know why guys fail to understand that girls are smart enough to understand all these and, why wouldn't they? Even before they realize that they are "girls", guys start hitting on them, one after the other, day and night, not allowing them even to breathe properly. After reading till here some of you might be in dilemma whether you are really desperate or not. It's very easy to come to a conclusion.

Take a paper and answer the following questions with a yes or a no!

1. Whenever you see a girl walking on the road ahead of you, Do you increase your walking speed, walk past her and then turn back to see her face?
2. Do you become very conscious about what you are talking, when you are around with girls?
3. Do you try to be cool or someone else in order to impress girls?
4. Do you think staying clam or moody when in a group makes the girl think about you?
5. You ask a girl to join you for lunch or coffee; do you think a YES from other side is an indication that she is interested in you?
6. Do you keep staring at girls?
7. Are you ready to date a girl even if she is around with someone else as well?
8. Is "Girls" the main topic of all your discussions with your friends?

If you find even a single "YES" in the paper then YOU ARE DESPERATE!!
Be a man! Accept it.
Now the real question "What not to do when you are desperate about having a girl friend?"
Did you actually believe that I would come up with some solution or tips?
Had I known it, would I be still single?
It was just a trick to make you guys read this one. But, I have one tip though.
First and foremost, STOP being desperate. I know that it is difficult. At least try not to show that you are desperate. The rule is simple, "No one in this world cares for a thing that is easily gettable" and FYI, girls are never worried about finding a guy and why do they have to? Did you ever come across a girl who never had a BF or never been proposed by a guy? If yes, then that's a miracle, you met a rare species or an extinct one in this world.
If you got the tip that you wanted and don't want to read any further it's fine. But, I would recommend reading further. Trust me, keep reading. We know that we are the ones who make the girls realize that they are important, treat them as if they are precious, tell them that they are beautiful and show that they are in demand. We buy them gifts, spend all the money we have, do their work, roam around with them all the time, carry their stuff and in the end what do we get in return? a few thanks and an offer to be a good friend. Do we need all this?
If 1/1000th of the time wasted on a girl is spent on a guy you will find a friend for a lifetime. Just play some game together or watch a movie, give him a cigarette or buy him a drink and that is it. Realize that spending a night with your friends, drinking till everyone pukes, having a hangover throughout the next day is more fun than spending the same night with your girl in a pub buying her drinks, talking crap, listening crap, making some crap moves, whatever.
I know that at some point of time in your life you might have realized all this. But, there is a need to educate the rest and also pass on the message to the future generations. I dream of a day when guys are in demand and girls start worrying about finding a guy. I hope the day comes soon.
Let us do our bit to make this dream a reality!!
If you are still desperate, you need a second read!!